Where Kacey has been the last two months....
Laura "Kacey is coming home from College today."
Kirsten "No mommy, she wasn't at college, actually. She went to Six Flags to get her costumes and they locked the doors so she couldn't get out. Now they opened them and she can come home."
On getting bigger
Laura "Kirsten, you sure are getting tall. When did you get so big?"
Kirsten "I'm not bigger, not yet. But someday I will get bigger and then I'll have the biggest bum in the whole world that I ever saw, just like yours, mommy!"