Then I looked up to see this
The trail of hair led all the way through my room and into my bathroom. She cut off as much as 9 inches in some places. For reference, I took this picture yesterday morning. You can see how long and curly her hair was.
So I called my amazing hair dresser, Holly, in tears, to see if she could fix it. She got us in first thing this morning. So this was Kirsten's first professional hair cut. I have always been able to do it before, but how to fix this was beyond me.